Kyle Reviews Addison Rae’s New Drop Because We Are Nothing Without Our Stereotypes

You know me, Reader. I was lay (boyfriend’s bed, the Cuatro Torres just visible out the window, it’s Valentine’s Day, he’s at work, God it’s so hard), thinking (slightly hungover, freshly cut hair, 3 espressos deep, dodging the cumstain on my pillow) about whether to snatch an arbitrary line from Marx’s Grundrisse or Sedgwick’s Epistemology of the Closet to feign informed sociological analysis of Addison Rae’s new single, ‘High Fashion’, and in doing so fraudulently intellectualise the fact that I froth-at-the-mouth-rabidly support this woman’s current trajectory. I was lay (I am lay) in these sheets, and you may think this introduction promises my resignation from this formula, BUT IT DOES NOT. Self-awareness does not necessitate moral puritanism, Reader. I am nothing if not a proselyte. And I might add: if any number of novels can establish status via epigraph, then so shall I. Without further ado…. Ben Lerner’s 2014 novel (one of my all-time favourites) is preceded by the following epigraph:

“The Hassidim tell a story about the world to come that says everything there will be just as it is here. Just as our room is now, so it will be in the world to come; where our baby sleeps now, there too it will sleep in the other world. And the clothes we wear in this world, those too we will wear there. Everything will be as it is now, just a little different.”

This motif of “everything as it is now, just a little different” is echoed throughout the text, and comes to involve itself with ideas of intertextuality, representation, and authorship. To what point can anyone truly author anything, if the cultural artefact produced results from a centuries-long interpersonal means of production through which you learned the necessary skills and gleaned the necessary inspiration to be moved to make such an artefact? The Hassidic story itself is one Lerner says that he first happened upon in Agamben, but that is usually attributed to Walter Benjamin, who critics note heard it from Gershom Scholem. Maybe the sum of all things in the world-to-come, despite the new meshings of old influences and processes, is, as the story proposes, as it is now. Maybe, if we do not think of the “everything” as “every single thing” and instead visualise it as the holistic “everything of now” versus the “everything of then”, we realise that everything will indeed be as it is now, because the sum of all things will still weigh the same, in grams if not in cultural weight. All we do is reshape, remesh, rewind and press play. 

Stay with me. If we suspend our disbelief, this means that, no, your housemate was not the first housemate to piss himself in Wharf Chambers. No, the Leeds Swimming Society was not the first swimming society to play soggy biscuit. And I’m sorry, I really am, but you and your friends were not the first ones to find that bench on the hill behind Meanwood Valley Farm that overlooks the city. I know someone who shat there. But even if you and your group of friends were the West Yorkshire conquistadors that you imagined, my point is none of it would be really new! The soggy biscuit would simply be the incidental next iteration of thousands of years of rancid biscuit-based tests of character. I am sure that Henry VIII was the sorest loser of soil’d bisquite that 1503 ever saw. 

Circling back, though, you have likely inferred at this point that this is a setup for me to defend Addison Rae against plagiarism allegations. You wouldn’t be far off. “High Fashion”, a whisper-falsetto track that stings against a thick, layered synth instrumentation, definitely recalls “Fetish”-era Selena Gomez (2017) and Ariana Grande’s “Let Me Love You” and “Touch It” (2016). Likewise, Rae’s first and second singles from her upcoming debut pulled generously from pop of the last 20 years, with “Diet Pepsi” (2024) drawing comparison to early Lana Del Rey and “Aquamarine”’s (2024) glittery production pointing to Madonna’s Ray of Light (1998) and American Life (2003). And these are not baseless comparisons; Rae’s existing discography undeniably rehashes pop music as it has been established thus far, almost as an agenda. 

But in truth, I do not find it convincing that this makes her a copycat any more than it makes her a ‘student’ of the culture. The music itself, combined with the concomitant imagery she has released alongside it, betrays (at least to me) a concerted effort to be seen making a concerted effort to be a popstar. Whether it’s the performative, almost histrionic hypersexuality in her music videos; the ill-fitting, dress-up style outfits; the brownnosing of Charli XCX; the bubblegum-blowing on the cover of her debut EP; the OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES (2018) jumper; or the stylish, eyebrowless accessory that she has made of choreographer Lexee Smith, to me this rebrand screams popstar-plays-girl-desparate-to-be-popstar. It is the ouroboros!!! And dare I say it is, for the Aquama-ra-ra bitch, a foolproof ploy.

Medidate on this. A Tiktok darling of the universally-hated “Renegade” epoch, Addison had no doubt seen the vicious reception of ‘serious’ attempts at music by her fellows (colleagues? contemporaries?) and herself (see: “Obsessed” (2021)). She (and her team, I’m sure) would have known that a transition to popstar would be no mean feat, and to circumvent this, the (I’ll say it) genius move was to make her entire brand a satirisation of her own position in the media-sphere. If she were to play the part of a wide-eyed, fame-hungry protegé of Charli and Troye Sivan, both explicitly in the kitsch, frenzy, and referentiality of her music videos and more convincingly in paid-for paparazzi shots and dazed-and-confused red carpet interviews, any negative reception she received for the awkwardness of her reorientation towards music would be suffused into the self-consciously artificial, fawning persona she had marketed. She would set up a relationship with the public in which criticism is negated and instead relegates itself to fluffing up her own polemacy, and those on either cognitive side of those who criticise (those who consume the product without any level of interrogation, and those who enjoy the art of the charade itself) will praise her relentlessly (see: me). 

The proof is in the pudding – the numbers Addison is pulling right now are nothing to be sniffed at. On Spotify, “Aquamarine” sits at 32 million streams, and “Diet Pepsi” at a mammoth 292 million. Beyond this, Rae is fraternising with any number of established popstars (Lorde, Rosalía, etc.) while simultaneously gesturing at relationships with more esoteric figures such as Arca. She’s walking the tightrope well because she has erected neon billboards pointing at the tightrope and just how thin it is. 

As far as I’m concerned, “High Fashion” and it’s (anything but) coke-fuelled visuals has one foot (pun intended) planted in Addison’s hallmark please-don’t-make-me-sing! kitsch and the other firmly in an ambition to innovate, through however many layers of metacommentary. Disjointed, vapid lyrics (I know I’m drunk, but…”) poorly solder a number of pop clichés together (‘couture’, libido, uppers, exhibitionism). They make the track fodder for off-the-bat criticism à la Artpop (2014), but the poor lyrical execution is juxtaposed against an unexpectedly complex, hazy instrumental which weaves in and out of the vocal performance and, during drops, cracks open into EDM-adjacent texture. The track’s video, too, plays with garish colour, visual allusion, and forced perspective, meshing together images of Addison as a chalk-covered gymnast, Oz’s Dorothy, and a closet fashionista literally playing dress up. It’s frenetic, but it’s notably more thought-out than the lyrics. The work put into the track’s music video and production problematise an assessment of the lyrics that dismisses them as thoughtless or manufactured. 

For if ‘manufactured’ is the intention, what is the logic behind it? Stirring controversy for publicity? Or holding a mirror up to the pop that we’ve been listening to uncritically for the last couple of decades? If Addison, the total newcomer to ‘serious’ art, she who is easiest to critique, decides to gut her lyrics of meaning, does this not reinscribe the words sung with words implied? Words that ask us how deep the lyrics of pop we admit as enjoyable actually are. The song she has produced, whether or not its lyricism is justified by the modalities attached to it, is just as the songs we accept are, but a little different. A little different in source, a little different in frankness regarding influences, a little different in its relationship with sincerity. But by writing a mirror instead of an image itself, this music encourages us to review what we consider good or original art, our acceptance of a world-to-come that does not invent its meaning machines but simply reboots them, and our own media literacy. 

Written by Kyle Galloway

Why I sacrificed a goat for Charli XCX on Thursday: The BRAT Remix Review

Sometimes I’m not sure how much I know about myself. In our age the self is punctured again and again by identity politics, late-stage capitalism, the cradle-to-casket conveyor belt we ride. Some nights I snap out of a haze and find myself staring into the steam-gauzed frame of my bathroom mirror. What am I looking for? I don’t know. Maybe a remix album. Because if there is one thing that is pinballing around in my ears as I’m stood, tears streaming down my face, looking for a reflection in the mist, it is this: I am a slut for a remix.

It’s true. At midnight on Thursday, 10th of October, Charli XCX’s long-considered-mythical, feverishly anticipated Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat dropped on streaming platforms, constituting the latest in a chain of acid green dominoes that have been falling since early June. Boasting an array of left-field features including Ariana Grande, Julian Casablancas, and Bladee, the 9 long months between the original BRAT drop and the remix album seem to have settled a receptive sweet spot online, with equal parts cynicism and diva worship infecting everything from Headrow House to presidential campaigns. 

Power lies in a remix. And let me clarify, by remix I do not mean Cardi B’s verse on Despechá (foul) nor Ice Spice’s… noises …on Karma (wheelie bin on fire). Power lies in the risk of an artist taking their own record, shattering it on the ground and reassembling it with chewing gum and reverbed air horns. If I’m listening to a remix album, I’m expecting more than a rap verse. I want record-scratching, screaming, disharmony, jangliness, broken glass, animal noises, clashing melodies, hype tracks refigured as piano ballads and piano ballads as nu jungle. In all honesty, part of me gave into fear, holed up in my house for days with my door barricaded and my windows boarded up to avoid the leaks that any outdoor time might risk me hearing. But how silly I was! Rejoice! Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat is really weird. My heart sings. 

From the first new track, “Club classics” with Spanish enemy of the people Bb trickz, the listener gets a sense of the space Charli is creating with this remix album. The track takes more from “365” than “Club classics”, painstakingly stacking sounds one-by-one until you’re smacked with the crescendo of a speed-increased, echoing verse which functions more as an accessory to the pace and rhythm than a Madonna-style “look! I am global!” token Spanish-language feature. But this is an album of dichotomies: in violent contract, “I might say something stupid featuring the 1975 and jon hopkins” takes shape as a subtle piano ballad that builds into a glitching, atmospheric thumper, an ode to loneliness that evolves the original record’s diary-style lyricism into layered, vulnerable curation. Matty Healy’s ‘I eat alone like a fly’ is pitted against Caroline Polachek’s ‘free bleeding in the autumn rain’ on a newly verdant and spooky “Everything is romantic”, against Casablancas’ ‘one for the abandonment’ on a risky, vocoder-heavy retune of “Mean girls”, and so on. The record unravels before you in a performance so erratically and perfectly brat that it’s difficult not to roll your eyes.

One thing which stands out in the remix record is the uncompromising and sometimes uncomfortable union of offensively experimental production choices and heartbreaking, cutting existentialism. In this sense, as far as I’m concerned, the remix record has only doubled down on the BRAT modus operandi. The self-abasement, the dirtiness, the anxiety, the intertextualism, the facade of languor distorting a sourdough starter of squirrelling creative restlessness, everything is amplified in a way where the testing the boundaries of ‘good taste’ that the original record represented is mutated into line-crossing, spasmodic creative freedom. 

It’s easy not to have faith in this type of music. The BRAT methodology, being the composition of sparse sonic elements strung thinly together like a scavenged tarp over a rainforest shelter, does not inspire a wealth of passion when its recalibration is announced. But listening to BAICDBSB, the sense of satisfaction I felt was sublime; my expectations were met and exceeded. Charli has taken the spaces between those sonic elements, cut, pasted, and dressed them up, and unloaded a record that, true to form, says exactly what it is. Completely different but still brat. The self-awareness is what makes it.

And truthfully, the backlash we immediately saw bubbling up in reception to this record is what defines it, too. BRAT was always about being uncomfortable, uncompromising, artificial. The lyrics face-value and the production scratchy and aching. A Bon Iver remake languishing in the face of time passing against a choral background and a brief, eardrum-raking reincarnation of what was once the album’s cinematic, voyaging closer “365” was the only way Charli could keep her claws in the wriggling, mercurial, sardonic caricature she’s carved for herself in the pop landscape. This remix album was never made for the fans, nor the public – it was made to elicit groans and criticism, to underwhelm, to offend. Charli XCX’s celebrity profile is one that cannot be sustained without the enfant terrible approach that manifests her. A nicotine-fuelled, rag-wearing, ephemeral djinn smirking from your peripheral in the corner of the club as you jerk to the music, to satisfy would be to desecrate what she represents. To dissatisfy, for her, is to please. 

If I could write a letter of thanks to this woman for this record, I would. I would fill an envelope with the blood of a sacrifical goat, and in the blood would be a Club Shy condom, and in the Club Shy condom would be a copy of Sartre’s Nausea I stole from my dead great aunt’s Bolton terrace, and on the contents page of Nausea would be a splodge of McDonald’s sweet chilli dip, and when you wiped away the dip there would be a shooting star and when Charli wished upon the star the entire world would dissolve into spacy metallic clanging and bisected guitar strings and whatever the fuck Henry Adams was writing about in The Dynamo and the Virgin (1900) and we would all learn what it means to love again. 

BAICDBASB is beauty. BAICDBASB is grace. And if one of you bastard trust fund baby DJs in Hyde Park don’t bump this at a house party this winter I will accidentally pour a pint over your Hercules Inpulse 300 and I will drunk shit in your ensuite. Take heed.

Words by Kyle Galloway.

What’s wrong with New York? Skinny sexed-up white men in two pieces, maybe.

If at this point in my tenure at Leeds I was having sex with a man and “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter came on shuffle, I think a harbinging shiver would pass through me and then my arsehole would instantaneously clamp shut and dismember him. Guillotine (viva la France). And as feminist(-adjacent) as the imagined image of that may be (see: Lorena Bobbitt), it would be messy and problematic and what if my arsehole, like the head of a snapping turtle or venus flytrap, never opened again? What then? How would I poo? Pressing questions like these keep me up at night, and move me to make use of the omniscient, disembodied voice of Real Journalism to investigate, interrogate, and ultimately protect. Dirty music is important! More so than clean music, in the same way that meal prep is not as important as PrEP pills. It sets you free.

Enter The Dare. Hot on the heels of his 2023 The Sex EP, we have been bestowed with his debut LP What’s Wrong With New York? (2024). Picture an anaemic twink in a trademark suit which says fun.’s “We Are Young” (2012), but hides under all that polyester something darker. Darker, how? Let’s ask the audience:

  1. Darker: as in a loose-belted, more meta iteration of the brash and fleeting electroclash genre that snake-charmed listeners around 2010 before being gobbled up by twee, banjo-thrumming pasture-synth à la Birdy and Foxes, never to be seen again.
  2. Darker: in colour. As in dark eyebags pigmented by the gaunt absence of post-2007 recession optimism and the obliteration of the UED (Universal Electropop Dancefloor) resulting in an irreconcilable polarity between tedious house ballads made too neurotic by the digital panopticon to just dance and camera-ban queer raves beleaguered by happy hardcore, wubby trance, GHB, and fisting. 
  3. Darker: he says if we try to stop him he’s gonna “fuck a hole in the wall”. Everyone hide.

Now what if I told you that the answer (DING!DING!DING!) was all of the above?! Armed with a vicious, breakneck arsenal of bass synths and a similarly breakneck libido, The Dare has managed to weasel his way between some of the alt pop vanguard’s most coveted acts. After landing fan favourite bonus track “Guess” as the only feature on Charli XCX’s party girl magnum opus BRAT (2024), he gave us a distinct and dirty taste of his mixing on July 13th at Charli’s Ibiza Boiler Room, showcasing a jawdropper (literally – see: 1:31:46 of the set on YouTube) of a “Mean Girls” remix to close out the night. Since then, he’s scored interviews with The New York Times  and GQ, a spot in the “Guess” music video next to Billie Eilish, and a horned-up cult of fans ready to indulge in the tongue-in-cheek rockstar-groupie charade that The Dare’s discography shoots through the aux.

His debut fulfils many of the expectations his first EP created. Carnal, club-ready, and cunt, it’s an identity record in every way, sticking to a trademarkable soundscape and hinging on “I” phrasing. Mr. Dare, what do you like? “Tall girls, short girls, girls with dicks, call girls.” Mr. Dare, what do you do? “Write the lyrics, bring the spirit, hear demos, make babies.” His vision is clear, and his vision is one constructed by scavenging off the bones of a Kesha-and-Justice-fueled late 00s dancefloor and building them into a speaker-blowing, slurring, sexy, suit-wearing Frankenproducer custom-made for the zeitgeist of today.

Now, I won’t sit here and hail this album as a groundbreaking ode to sex. It’s impossible to deny that we’re experiencing a erotic pop renaissance, between the likes of brat, The Rise and Fall of a Midwestern Princess (2023), and Short n’ Sweet (2024). I suppose what sticks out about What’s Wrong With New York? is its blatant eagerness to fill a role which has almost diminished into oblivion this decade. The Dare is a fittingly meta resurrection of the obnoxious, prodigal pop maestro that was once called Calvin Harris, or Passion Pit, or Caribou, or MGMT. He has taken the esoteric anonymity of the “man behind the music” that characterised the sweaty electropop producer of the late 00s and early 10s and turned it into a sort of sardonic drag uniform. Generic dark sunglasses and a two-piece suit embrace an emblematic bravado to match the bawdiness of the record, which kicks off with the testing lyric “it’s just rock n’ roll, you won’t die” on “Open Up”. 

From there we fly into a barrage of consistently filthy club bangers such as the pitch-shifted “I Destroyed Disco” and the bouncy, wind-tunnel track “Movement”.  “Elevation”, a standout and a shift in tone, pulls on the atmospheric late-night-wistfulness of the likes of Coldplay whilst staying firmly within the confines of the New York that The Dare paints for us. The LP closes up with the slower but satisfyingly grand “You Can Never Go Home” that ends the album smoothly whilst not alienating itself from standalone listenability. 

This is without doubt a record constructed with substantial direction, a clear target audience, and tactful production. If it falls short, it’s because the listener gets a sense that The Dare is so confident in his (undeniably smart) vision for his brand that he hesitates to step beyond its confines. Such a bawdily creative debut EP alludes to an even more flamboyant and unexpected debut record rollout, and whilst it makes for a comprehensive consolidation of The Dare’s identity as an artist, it fails to renew his reputation as an artistically recalcitrant enfant terrible of the pop scene. If the two tracks taken from The Sex EP were cut from the project and replaced with two riskier choices that fit more uncomfortably with the rest of the tracklist, the album might better uphold the skanky caricature The Dare is building of himself. Despite this, What’s Wrong With New York? constitutes itself as sex-fuelled dance record that finds value in the trifle of at once sounding like an LP that a three-person, suspender-wearing act fresh out of Goldsmith’s would peak at #8 with in 2009, falsely insinuating Mr. Dare is, in fact, a New Yorker, and actually making us move.

So, what is wrong with New York? Who am I to answer? The comparisons are many. Calvin Harris, Caribou, Justice, Joy Division, Gorillaz, LCD Soundsystem, and, if I dare say, even Peaches have bled into Comrade Dare’s work, and the People have not been deaf to this. The sky is falling, Big Brother is watching, the squalid city streets of Twitter have their opinions, and certain individuals who I’m sure are very busy are unhappy with The Dare’s iteration of Inexplicably Prodigal Kooky Sexed-Up Skinny White Man Music. But even if we put aside the fact that every rotation of this trend is leaps and bounds more creative than the bedroom pop epidemic, the trendiness of moxy-heavy Hedon-worshipper lyrics, and the blindingly obvious fact that The Dare’s entire identity as an artist belies a campy revival of “indie sleaze”, What’s Wrong With New York? proves Harrison Smith as a producer with a dab hand for mixing, a finger on the pulse of the culture, and another in… someone, somewhere, I guess.