I want to take The Substance that makes me Margaret Qualley

On paper, a 2.5-hour body horror featuring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley was destined for my Letterboxd top 5. I expected body horror, but my god- this one would send anyone who found Saltburn too extreme to an early grave.

It was an innocent 8pm volunteer shift at the Hyde Park Picture House. “Enjoy the film!” I said to my fellow brave soldiers who unknowingly embarked on the journey that is The Substance. The film focuses on Demi Moore, who plays Elisabeth Sparkle, and Margaret Qualley—who, in some ways, also plays Elisabeth Sparkle. I won’t spoil the plot too much, as I think it’s best to go in fully blind, but all I can say is if you’re squeamish—sit this one out hun x.

Image Credits : MUBI- The Substance

The shrieks and squeals from the audience made the whole experience even more enjoyable, and the long runtime feels like five minutes due to the film’s fast pace and increasingly shocking visuals. The first two hours reel you in whilst simultaneously keeping you quite disturbed and unsettled -like dating a Hyde Park man. It’s the last 30 minutes that stop it from being a five-star masterpiece in my eyes, but I do feel this is a particularly subjective opinion—so see it for yourselves and decide what you think. Demi Moore gives the performance of her career, and Qualley continues to establish herself as a movie star. Her character, Sue, is perfectly written and constructed to represent the horrors and desperation of fame today and is perfectly accompanied by Demi Moore’s Elisabeth in a narrative that literally switches in and out of these characters in a nearly-three-hour anarchic horror ride.

The film is playing at the Hyde Park Picture House until next week, and then will be streaming on MUBI—but this is one that should be seen on a big screen, surrounded by equally traumatized viewers.

I personally want to take The Substance that makes me Margaret Qualley, and you should too. I’ll make sure to switch back in time, I promise!

Deadpool, Disgust And The Summer 2024 Box Office

As a lover of box office analysis and all things movie data, my favourite films rarely coincide with the big hitters of the summer box office. That’s why summer 2023 was so special. Barbenheimer hit the cinemas on July 21st in a one-off cinematic event—making a combined $310 million in its first weekend. Barbie is my favourite film of last year, and the top grossing—something I think is a one-off phenomenon for me. So, let’s dive into the 2024 statistics, comparing the highs and lows of the box office to my completely personal, subjective opinions of the films themselves. 

Inside Out 2

Admittedly, my overview of this film is skewed by the fact I got in a car crash on the way back from this seeing this film at the cursed White Rose Cineworld, so ‘fear’ is the main emotion I associate with seeing this film- but Inside Out 2 definitely fills you with others. I loved Maya Hawke as an addition to the cast, as well as Ayo Edibiri and June Squibb, helping to represent the expansion of Riley’s teenage emotions. The film continues nicely from the 2015 instillation and adeptly introduces new emotions and storylines for Riley—however I did feel it lacked a slight punch that would take it from good to great. Who cares though? As the film grossed £58,671,272 in the UK alone, and topped the summer box office both in the UK and worldwide (with a global total of $1.6 billion), it was clearly a hit with most viewers. 

(Ayo Edibiri / Credit : Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images )

Deadpool Vs Wolverine

I couldn’t find two hours of my summer to watch a film starring two characters that I’ve personally never seen any films featuring- but everyone seems to love these guys and it was evident at the box office. With £55,923,935 and counting, the marvel fatigue seems to be gone for most and the return of Hugh Jackman proved to be successful all around for fans and producers.

It Ends With Us

If anything, It Ends With Us is memorable. Whether you saw the film itself, or just the online buzz/drama surrounding its cast, you can’t deny that this film was a moment in pop culture this summer. Blake Lively and the studio had no idea how to promote the film, with a pretty tone-deaf marketing campaign that many worried would have the film dead on arrival. The ‘grab your girls and wear your florals’ campaign felt insenstiive and cliche, and reduced the film to a light-hearted romantic comedy. Having saw the film, I actually thought it represented domestic violence in a nuanced and complex nature, but it’s a shame that almost every other aspect of the film lacked any of the depth it aimed for.  

( Blake Lively | Credit: John Nacion, Variety via Getty Images )

Longlegs

In my opinion, Longlegs was the horror of the summer. Terrifying, gripping and unique whilst meme-able and marketable, a perfect combination for a box office hit. Nic Cage solidifies himself in this film as the fantastic character actor we knew he was, and Maika Monroe completely devoured her role as a tortured FBI agent with a traumatic and mysterious past. The film surpassed expectations this summer for a relatively small budget indie horror film, making £7,716,995 in the UK and $103.5 million worldwide, becoming Neon’s highest-grossing film to date and the highest rated indie of the year.

Afraid

Making an underwhelming £216,329, it’s clear I wasn’t the only cinema-goer who didn’t care to see another AI inspired horror. However, I bit my tongue and went to see it as a Cineworld unlimited member who wanted to make the most of his subscription, and knew when I walked in late to an AI generated opening credits sequence I was in for hell. In some ways, I actually enjoyed my time watching AfrAId (yes, that’s the actual name) as it had been a while since I had sat down and watched something so absurd. I also loved Havana Rose Liu and her role in this (playing an evil Alexa). Yet, overall, the film struggled to resonate with audiences beyond the UK, making only $8.8 million worldwide on a $12 million budget. 

( Colman Domingo, Sing Sing / Credit : A24)

The box office has risen in importance over the years and now seems to be one of the main success measures of a film for many. Whilst economic and commercial performance is important, and I personally love analyzing the data, as a film’s success shouldn’t solely rely on this. Its quality is also often judged by its commercial success, yet some of my favorite films of the summer—Sing SingKneecapProblemista, and Babes—prove that a movie can shine without the need for good box office revenue. Films are art, and art is not for profit—although it helps if your art happens to make 1 billion dollars… 

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